Scientists can now communicate with people who are asleep and dreaming
I wanted to start this one out by saying this is real news – not satire. But if you’re looking for satire, just scroll on down to our “more headlines” area and you’ll find plenty to dig through.
But for this feature, the news is about how scientists have now found a way to communicate with people while they are asleep. Even if they are dreaming.
And to me – that’s pretty darn creepy.
After all, sometimes sleep is my only escape from the insanity that has taken our world by storm.
So, it’s a bit disturbing to know that – if they wanted to – a scientist could get into my head while I’m asleep.
And this is where it gets even more bizarre…
Not only can they communicate with you – you’ll communicate back.
In the studies cited, “The sleepers were asked to answer simple math questions, to count light flashes or physical touches, and to respond to basic yes or no questions (like “can you speak Spanish?”).”
I don’t know about you, but being bugged in my dreams to do math problems sounds a lot like something out of a nightmare.
Let me know what you think about this “scientific advancement.”
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